If everyone could just calm down

Ok guys, so I’ve been getting a little bit of negative energy (or comments) that my posts are kind of one-sided, always tending to the favor of women so I decided to drop this piece to let you know I’m more of a people person, ya? Ok. Though being a feminist is not bad at all, I mean if not for anything my beloved Chimamanda is one so I could totally live with it Lol 😀. Don’t regard that. But seriously though, I just want to let you all know I respect my readers feelings and most of all I appreciate you guys so here goes:

• Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. No one wants a girl that just comes off too strong on them. I know you are like striving to make a good impression and all, or appear as something I like to call “conversation Lord” aiming at being a lively person and whatnot but sometimes you just gotta take it down a notch, like take it wayyy down. At the end of the day, you’ll just end up yap yap yapping about (talking off-point and feeling stupid after that, no offense). I’m not implying that you should just sit there moping waiting for him to keep bringing up all the conversation topics oh, but sometimes you just gotta chill b (he’s the one that asked you on a date, calm down).

• I could never forget this one: Texting in a row. It becomes a chore to even respond honestly. This goes both ways, even for we ladies, its a major red flag I tell you. Especially when you are just getting to know each other. ESPECIALLY.

In most cases right, the scenario goes thus; “Hey, how are you doing?” (no response), “Whatchu doing?” (no response), “Oi, You good???” (no response), “Hellloooo??” (no response)😐😐😐😐. “Fuck this shit, thought you were different!!” (on top replying text message??). Statistics (Lol don’t ask me which 😒) shows that exhibition of this texting disorder usually occurs in the space of 30 minutes – 2 hours. And that’s not even the sad part, the sad part is that the guy could probably be taking a shit or just having a power nap (etccc). Enoughhh said.

• Moving on, this is a category I like to call “displaying broke characteristics.” As the name implies, it means acting broke, behaving broke when you are not. This does not make Chinedu or Kola feel bad for you, you are just practically lowering your standards boo. Y’all know I like to give examples so;

Question: “So girl, how do you go home from work?”

Response: “Hmmm! I will first trek to that roundabout that’s far from my office ehn, before I then get a taxi going my way. As if that’s not enough, the taxi driver will now be calling #100 for somebody as if my father is Dangote. It is well sha.” Are you kidding me?? 😒😒

I’m sorry but this is just sad and it does not look good on you. Most of the ladies don’t even go through all that at all, even if you do, you don’t gotta tell a nigga. You have already set low your standards so what do you want him to possibly compete with? You want him to impress you by acting broke to him, if anything, he’ll feel sorry for you while acting like so. Hmm, I think I’m clear enough…

• Last but not definitely, definitely not the least, “He is not your dad”: Kaiii but this one’s been out there too long that I really don’t think I have to put much words into it though. Nothing at all seff, I don vex ☺☺.

But you are starting to get the idea yeah? ✌